This is the only place where anyone will understand.
I was thinking of something to do for Harry Potter fan art and thought, "Oh, what about Ron and Hermione in the muggle world with muggle things. Ron would so be a COD fanboy and Hermione would probably be reading some kick-ass heroine novel...
And I realized.
That's the scene I live every evening with my fiance. He's even a redhead.
What have I done?!?!